Humorous Wedding Speech - Some Advice for the Bridegroom (Groom)

Humorous Wedding Speech - Some Advice for the Bridegroom (Groom)Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - If you didnt know already, my name is Alberto and Im in the get hitched with party. That is the reason I?m dressed like this. What have I done to be blessed with such an honour? Who?s dropped out at the last minute? Had William?s other friends left the country? Could I turn the job down and still get an invite to eat and whoop it up at William?s expense? I didn?t want to risk it, so lets get on with it. Sherry, you make a fine bride and looked absolutely immobilize in the church this morning. William, you looked ? well ? a bit like me, but perhaps a touch thinner. But I think youd all represent that it was a wonderful service. Mind you, those vows were interesting - William said, I do, to which Sherry said, Youd better. Now, traditionally a wedding speech is not complete without a short anecdote, something that gives an insight into the bridegroom?s character. And I could stand her e all evening telling you stories of ?boys nights out? or cricket club and rugby club tours. I could even differentiate the stag night (bachelor?s party), and that reminds me, William - you still owe me forty for those last two dances you had. But this is Sherrys day as well, and I dont want to ruin it with Williams vulgarity. So I am going to stick to giving the bridegroom some advice. William, now that you are married, your level of d... ...uidance for the years ahead with William. So, - ?PLEASE SAY any(prenominal) YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING THE AD BREAKS?Which reminds me, William nearly didnt make it to the wedding today because of a minor operation. He was having the remote control removed from his hand. Well, that just around wraps things up - consider yourself advised ? you?re on your own now William As for me, I?ve known this man several years and I am extremely happy to see such a good friend get married to such a great girl. Ever since William and Sherry met, they have been inseparable. on the whole that?s left is for you, ladies and gentlemen, to be upstanding and to raise your glasses in a toast to Sherry and William. To the bride and groom